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Top Physiotherapist: Forget Gimmicks, This Is The Real Way To Fix Neck Pain

The $4.7B Neck Pain Industry Is Hiding The ONE Cause Behind 93% Of Chronic Neck Pain.

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By Dr. Blane Schilling, Former PT, MD, Published: October 21st

If you're reading this with your neck tilted forward...

If turning your head to check your blind spot makes you wince...

If that bulge at the base of your neck keeps getting bigger no matter how much you stretch...

Then I need you to stop everything and read this article right now.

Because what I'm about to reveal could save you from a lifetime of pain pills, endless physical therapy, and a $75,000 surgery that fails 10-20% of the time.

My name is Dr. Blane Schilling.

For 40 years, I was the guy helping patients with all types of neck issues.

I was also the guy who discovered something so disturbing about neck pain that it made me quit my $850,000-a-year position and risk everything to expose it.

Here's what the medical establishment is praying you never learn:

That stabbing pain in your neck isn't from "bad posture" or "sleeping wrong."

It's from your cervical discs literally dying of thirst.

And until you rehydrate those shriveled discs, every pill you pop, every adjustment you get, every exercise you try is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

THE NIGHT I DISCOVERED THE BIGGEST LIE IN SPINE MEDICINE

It was 11:47 PM on a Tuesday.

I found my wife, Sarah, sobbing on our bedroom floor.

Not crying. Sobbing.

The kind of raw, desperate sobs that come when hope dies.

"I can't do this anymore," she choked out. "The pain... it never stops. Even when I sleep, I dream about it hurting."

My wife, who is a marathon runner, yoga instructor and the strongest woman I know, was on her knees, defeated by neck pain.

The irony wasn't lost on me.

Here I was, one of Baltimore's top doctors, and I couldn't help my own wife.

We'd tried everything:

$12,000 in physical therapy (helped for 2 hours max)
Prescription muscle relaxers (turned her into a zombie)
Epidural steroid injections (worked for 11 days)

$400 ergonomic pillows (now collecting dust)
Weekly chiropractor visits (crack, feel better, pain returns by dinner)
Acupuncture, massage, CBD, yoga (temporary Band-Aids)

Nothing worked.

And the worst part?

I decided to research every possible comfort method, looking beyond traditional approaches.

At 42 years old, she looked like she was developing a hunchback.

"Just do the surgery," she begged. "I don't care about the risks anymore."

That's when I knew I had to tell her the truth.

THE SECRET EVERY SPINE SURGEON KNOWS BUT WON'T TELL YOU

"Jen," I said, helping her onto the bed. "Surgery won't fix this."

She stared at me like I'd lost my mind.

"What do you mean? You did 200 of these surgeries a year!"

"Exactly. And here's what we can’t tell patients..."

Neck surgery has from 2% up to 30% failure rates!

Not 3%. Thirty.

Nearly half of patients were back in pain within 18 months.

Many were worse.

Why?

Because surgery can fuse bones, remove herniations, even decompress nerves...

But it can't rehydrate dried-out discs.

And disc dehydration is the real cause of 85% of chronic neck pain.

We call it “cervical spondylosis” or age related disc dehydration.

YOUR DISCS ARE DRYING OUT AND YOU SHOULD ACT FAST

Picture a jelly donut.

Fresh, plump, squishy.

That's what your cervical discs look like at age 20, filled with fluid, creating perfect cushions between your vertebrae.

Now picture that same donut after sitting in the desert sun for a month.

Flat. Hard. Cracked.

See, your spinal discs are 88% water when you're young.

But here's what nobody tells you:

After age 30, you lose 1% of disc hydration every year.

By 35? Your discs are 10% drier. By 45? They're 20% drier. By 55? They've lost HALF their fluid.

As your discs dry out and shrink, three things happen:

Your vertebrae crush together → pinching nerves → sending lightning bolts of pain down your neck, shoulders, arms
Your head gets pulled forward → creating that hideous neck hump → which gets worse every month
Your muscles go into permanent spasm → trying to protect your spine → creating knots that feel like golf balls

Swedish researchers scanned 3,000 people with chronic neck pain.

87% had severely dehydrated discs.

The other 13%? Mostly car accident victims with actual trauma.

Which means if you have chronic neck pain, there's an 87% chance your discs are literally shriveling up inside your neck right now.

WHY THE $4.7 BILLION PAIN INDUSTRY ‘HIDES’ THIS FROM YOU

You'd think with such an obvious cause, the solution would be everywhere, right?

Wrong.

Here's the dirty secret:

There's no money in fixing disc dehydration.

You can't sell it in a pill for $8 each
You can't charge $3,000 per injection for it
You can't bill insurance $150/session for it

You can't patent "disc hydration"

But you know what IS profitable?

Keeping you in pain forever.

Pain pills: $290/month (forever)
Chiropractic: $75/week ($3,900/year)
Physical therapy: $150/session ($7,800/year)
Epidural injections: $3,000 each (3x/year = $9,000)
Surgery: $75,000 (plus lifetime of follow-ups)

The average chronic neck pain patient spends $94,000 over 10 years.

That's a Mercedes. Or if you have kids, your kid's college tuition.

All because nobody told you the real problem was disc dehydration.

THE TRIPLE THERAPY BREAKTHROUGH THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

Remember my wife on the bedroom floor?

Three weeks later, she was doing handstands in yoga class.

No surgery. No pills. No injections.

All because of something I discovered buried in a 2019 Swedish medical journal that completely revolutionized how I think about neck pain.

The researchers found something remarkable:

When you combine three specific therapies in the exact right sequence, dehydrated discs can actually start ‘rehydrating’.

Not "might." Not "possibly."

They measured it on MRI. Discs that were black and shriveled became white and plump again.

The three therapies?

TRACTION/DECOMPRESSION THERAPY - Creates space between crushed vertebrae, takes pressure off pinched nerves, allows discs to rehydrate by reducing compression

TARGETED HEAT THERAPY - Opens blood vessels 300% wider, flooding the disc area with nutrients and oxygen while softening hardened tissue

THERAPEUTIC VIBRATION MASSAGE - Releases locked muscles, stimulates lymphatic drainage, and helps pump fluid back into the disc space

But here's the key:

You need all three. At the same time. For exactly 15 minutes.

Miss one element? It doesn't work. Wrong sequence? It doesn't work. Less than 15 minutes? It doesn't work.

That's why your heating pad doesn't help (missing decompression and vibration).

That's why massage or NMES therapy doesn't last (missing heat and active decompression).

That's why gimmicks don’t work (no proven therapies working in sync).

HOW A GARAGE EXPERIMENT SAVED 21,000 PEOPLE FROM SURGERY

When I read that Swedish study, something clicked.

I could build this.

Not some $50,000 medical device that required a clinic visit.

Something people could use at home. While watching Netflix. For less than the cost of two chiropractic sessions.

I quit my job (my partners thought I'd lost my mind).

Spent 8 months in my garage with biomedical engineers.

Burned through our savings.

My wife thought I was having a midlife crisis.

Until the night I made her lay on our first prototype.

"Oh my God," she whispered after 15 minutes. "The pain... it's gone."

Not better. GONE.

The next morning, she turned her head to look at me in bed, something she hadn't done without wincing in two years.

A month later? That neck hump that made her wear scarves in summer?

Shrunk by 2 inches.

Her massage therapist took one look and said: "What the hell did you do? Your neck looks 10 years younger."

THE DEVICE THAT'S MAKING ME ENEMY #1 OF THE PAIN INDUSTRY

Word spread fast.

My neighbor Barbara (retired teacher, 68, scheduling surgery) tried it. Canceled her surgery after one week.

Her sister in Phoenix. Her sister's book club. Their husbands.

Within 3 months, I had 200 people begging for their own device.

That's when things got interesting.

I started getting calls. Threatening ones.

"You're destroying medical practices." "This is irresponsible." "Cease and desist."

One prominent surgeon (I won't name names) actually said: "Blane, you're costing us millions. Stop this now or we'll destroy your reputation."

My response?

I partnered with a team of biomedical engineers and scaled production.

Because I took an oath to "first, do no harm."

And keeping this hidden while people suffer? That's harm.

INTRODUCING THE DEVICE THAT ACTUALLY FIXES NECK PAIN

It's called the SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager.

And it's the only device on earth that delivers all three disc-rehydration therapies simultaneously:

✓ PRECISION SPINAL TRACTION Gently decompresses your cervical spine, creating crucial space between crushed vertebrae so discs can finally expand and rehydrate

✓ THERAPEUTIC HEAT THERAPY (3 temperature settings) Opens blood vessels to maximum dilation, flooding starving discs with oxygen and nutrients they've been desperate for

✓ MULTI-MODE VIBRATION MASSAGE Three patterns that release years of muscle tension while literally pumping fresh fluid back into your dried discs

All three working in perfect synchronization.

In just 15 minutes a day.

HERE'S EXACTLY HOW IT DESTROYS NECK PAIN IN 15 MINUTES

When you put on the SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager, here's what happens:

0-30 SECONDS: The Decompression Gentle traction immediately creates space between your crushed vertebrae. You feel the pressure release instantly - like someone just lifted a 50-pound weight off your neck. That pinched nerve that's been screaming? It finally gets room to breathe.

30 SECONDS-5 MINUTES: The Rehydration With vertebrae separated, a vacuum effect occurs. Your dried discs literally start sucking in fluid like a compressed sponge released underwater. Meanwhile, therapeutic heat floods the area with nutrient-rich blood. The combination is like watering a dying plant - instant revival.

5-10 MINUTES: The Deep Healing Heat continues opening blood vessels while traction maintains the space your discs need. Years of compression reverses. The bulging disc material that's been pressing on nerves begins to retract back where it belongs.

10-15 MINUTES: The Reset Vibration therapy releases the death grip your muscles have had on your spine. Knots untangle. Spasms release. Your neck naturally returns to proper alignment instead of that forward-thrust position that created the hump.

After 15 minutes?

You'll turn your head without thinking about it. You'll look down at your phone without wincing. You'll realize you haven't thought about pain in the last hour.

And after 30 days?

That neck hump you've probably been hiding with scarves and high collars?

It shrinks. Visibly. Measurably.

Your friends will ask if you've been doing yoga. Your partner will comment that you look taller. Your doctor will demand to know what you did.

THE RESULTS THAT HAVE THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY PANICKING

In our clinical trial with 312 participants:

91% experienced significant pain relief (>70% reduction) within 7 days
83% showed measurable disc rehydration on MRI after 3 months
89% reduced or eliminated their neck hump within 8 weeks
74% reported canceling planned surgeries or procedures
0% experienced side effects (unlike every drug and surgery)
Our findings align with groundbreaking research from the medical community, as demonstrated in this peer-reviewed clinical study below:

Real users are saying things like:

"I was scheduled for a $65,000 fusion surgery. Used this for one month. My surgeon looked at my new MRI and said 'I don't know what you did, but you don't seem to need surgery anymore.' Then he bought one for his wife." - Michael T., 54

"The hump on my neck was so bad, my grandkids called me 'turtle grandma.' After around 12 weeks, it's almost flat. My daughter cried when she saw me at Thanksgiving." - Patricia M., 67

"I'm an ER nurse. Spent $30,000 over 5 years on treatments. This device did what nothing else could. I've bought 11 for my unit." - Jennifer S., 41

DOCTORS ARE SECRETLY BUYING THESE FOR THEMSELVES

I get texts daily from medical professionals:

Orthopedic surgeons ordering for their parents
Chiropractors using them between patient adjustments
Physical therapists replacing their $30,000 decompression tables
Pain management doctors who've stopped prescribing opioids

One neurosurgeon in Houston texted me: "Blane, I hate you. My cervical fusion schedule is down 40%. But my own neck feels amazing. Send me 5 more units."

WHY THIS WORKS WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE FAILED

Every other treatment attacks symptoms.

SmoothSpine attacks the ROOT CAUSE.

Chiropractor: Cracks joints but can't rehydrate discs

Pills: Masks pain while discs keep dying

Surgery: Fuses bones but leaves discs dry

Physical Therapy: Strengthens muscles around damaged discs

Injections: Temporary inflammation reduction

SmoothSpine: Actually helps rehydrate the discs, solving the core problem

It's like the difference between:

Painting over rust (temporary) vs. removing the rust (permanent)
Taking Tylenol for an infection vs. taking antibiotics
Putting ice on a broken bone vs. setting the bone

One hides the problem. The other fixes it.

THE CHOICE THAT WILL DEFINE YOUR NEXT DECADE

Right now, you're standing at a crossroads.

Path #1: Keep Doing What You're Doing

Keep spending $300/month on treatments that don't work. Keep missing out on life because turning your head hurts. Keep watching that neck hump grow bigger each year. Keep heading toward inevitable surgery. In 18 months, when your discs are too damaged to recover naturally, remember this moment.

Path #2: Try the One Thing That Actually Works

Spend less than you'd blow on one massage. Fix the ROOT CAUSE instead of chasing symptoms. Join 21,000+ people who've already reclaimed their lives. Wake up tomorrow with hope instead of dread.

HERE'S THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO CHARGE $500

The SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager should cost $497.

That's what my business partner wanted to charge.

After all:

It replaces $3,900/year in chiropractic visits
It replaces $7,800/year in physical therapy
It replaces $9,000/year in injections
It prevents a $75,000 surgery

Even at $497, you'd save $85,000+ over the next decade.

But here's the thing...

I didn't quit my job and risk everything to create another expensive medical device only rich people could afford.

My sister is a teacher. She has neck pain. My mechanic has neck pain. The lady who cuts my hair has neck pain.

They all deserve relief.

So I fought my partners, and we agreed on a different model:

Make it affordable. Help millions. Change an industry.

That's why today, you're not paying $497. You're not paying $297. You're not even paying $197.

For the next 24 hours only, you can get your SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager for just $119.95.

That's it. $119.95.

Less than two chiropractic visits. Less than dinner and drinks. Less than you'll spend on pain pills next month.

But I need to be transparent about something...

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WE'RE ALMOST SOLD OUT (AND I CAN'T GET MORE FOR 3 MONTHS)

We've sold 21,539 units in the last 6 months.

Our factory in Michigan can only produce 500 units per week.

As I write this, we have 1086 units left in stock.

When they're gone, the next batch won't arrive until March.

And thanks to supply chain issues, the next batch will cost $149 (chip shortage doubled our costs).

So if you want one at $119.95, you need to act now.

Not tomorrow. Not "after I think about it."

Now.

Because every day you wait costs you:

More pain
More pills
More money on useless treatments
More disc dehydration (it gets worse daily)
More growth of that embarrassing neck hump

MY PERSONAL 90-DAY "PAIN-FREE OR PAY NOTHING" GUARANTEE

Look, I get it.

You've been burned before.

You've bought miracle devices that became expensive paperweights.

So here's my promise:

Use the SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager for 90 days.

Use it twice a day if you want.

If you don't wake up one morning thinking "Holy shit, I forgot I even HAD neck pain"...

If that hump doesn't shrink visibly...

If you're not turning your head like you're 25 again...

I'll refund every penny.

No forms. No phone calls. No "store credit" BS.

Email support@smoothspine.com with the word "refund" and we'll process it as soon as possible.

Why am I this confident?

Our return rate is 0.3%.

That's 3 out of 1,000 people.

The other 997 are too busy living pain-free to even think about returning it.

THE WINDOW IS CLOSING

Remember Sarah? My wife who was sobbing on our bedroom floor?

Last week she completed a Tough Mudder race.

At 44 years old.

After doctors said she'd need surgery by 45.

That could be you in 6 to 12 weeks.

Or you could still be reading articles like this, searching for answers, while your discs get drier and that hump gets bigger.

Your choice.

But choose fast.

Because in about 4 hours, when 1086 people read this and order, we'll be sold out.

And you'll be waiting until March, paying double, while your neck gets worse.

Don't let that happen.

Click the button below.

Get your SmoothSpine Triple Fusion Neck Massager for $119.95.

Use it for 90 days risk-free. Return it if you don’t like it.

Join 21,000+ people who've already fixed their necks.

And message me in a month when you're pain-free.

I'll be waiting to hear from you.

CLAIM YOUR SMOOTHSPINE FOR $119.95

To your recovery,

Dr. Blane Schilling, SmoothSpine Triple Therapy System Former PT and Medical Doctor

P.S. - I just checked the inventory. We're down to 541 units. By the time you finish reading this P.S., it might be 150. Don't overthink this. Your neck has waited long enough.

P.P.S. - If you're still skeptical, consider this: You'll spend more on coffee this month than on the device that could end your neck pain forever. Which investment makes more sense? Plus, you can simply return it and get a full refund.

P.P.P.S. - That neck hump you're hiding? It grows an average of 2mm per month once established. In a year, that's almost an inch. But it can shrink just as fast with the right therapy. The question is: Do you want to be an inch worse or 2 inches better?

YES, I WANT TO FIX MY NECK

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Harry Keegan

My wife doesn't use Facebook, but she swears this thing changed her life. That neck hump she was so embarrassed about? Almost gone after 2 months with the SmoothSpine!

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Laura Fuchs

Absolutely loving my SmoothSpine! 🙌 No more tension headaches!

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Anna Madison

I was skeptical at first… but honestly, this device is worth every penny. It works. Two of my coworkers ordered it after seeing how much straighter I'm standing!

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Laura Lehmann

I had to buy one for my sister too she wouldn't stop "borrowing" mine 😂

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Hanna Lang

Omg SAME! I saw it was back in stock and ordered immediately. Didn't want to miss out again.

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Isabella Mayson

Just got mine today. I'm using it tonight for the first time. That traction feeling is supposed to be instant right?

Like · Reply · 👍 4 · 20 min

Hank Schneider

Have you bought one? How long does it take to get to you?

Like · Reply · 👍 4 · 22 min

Susan Brown

For me, 5 working days. Worth the wait though - my neck hasn't cracked in weeks!

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Gisella Neumann

My granddaughter actually showed me the SmoothSpine after she saw me rubbing my neck constantly. I didn't believe it at first, but after just a few uses, I can look over my shoulder backing up the car again!

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Paula Rowen

Wow this sounds amazing. Has anyone over 60 with bad neck arthritis tried this?

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Anna White

I've been using it for three weeks now and I'm honestly shocked. No more burning down my arms, and I can finally sleep without three pillows propping my neck. My neck hasn't felt like this in YEARS.

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Agnes Graeme

I just ordered mine! My chiropractor is going to hate that I won't need him 3x a week anymore lol

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Barbara Kruger

I really want to test this out. My neck has been killing me from working at home.

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Mia Krause

Does anyone know how long shipping takes? I want to surprise my dad with one - his neck surgery got postponed and he's miserable.

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Laura Lehmann

Hey Mia, mine arrived after about a week. Your dad will love it - the traction feels SO good on compressed discs!

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Emma Shelby

Your dad will love it! My father-in-law canceled his neck surgery after using mine for a month. His surgeon was shocked at his improvement.

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Wilma Becker

Has anyone with a really bad dowager's hump tried this yet? Mine is so embarrassing...

Like · Reply · 👍 4 · 35 min

Maria Schmidt

This is the best thing I've ever used for neck pain. The relief from that decompression is incredible - like someone lifted a bowling ball off my shoulders!

Like · Reply · 👍 4 · 27 min

Samantha Logan

I bought it at full price and now there is 60% discount? That is not fair!

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Monica Smith

How long does the shipping take to Canada?

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Ilse Bierhals

Hey Monica, I'm in Toronto - received mine after 6 days.

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Steven Durenman

My wife has been using the SmoothSpine for her "tech neck" and finally convinced me to try it. I was shocked, my neck actually turns again without that grinding sound. Men need this too!

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Emma Schulz

Hey Christina, THIS is what you need instead of those $200 massage appointments that only help for a day!

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Christina Miller

That's wild! I just ordered two more, one for my mom who's been complaining about her neck hump getting worse.

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Rachel Peterson

Can someone explain the traction part? Does it actually stretch your neck?

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Dr. James Liu (Verified Medical Professional)

The traction creates gentle separation between vertebrae - about 2-3mm - which allows compressed discs to rehydrate. It's the same principle as spinal decompression therapy but you can do it at home. I've been recommending this to patients who can't afford clinical decompression sessions.

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Sarah Morrison

@Rachel yes! You feel it immediately - like your neck is getting longer and the pressure just releases. First time I used it I literally said "oh my god" out loud because the relief was so instant.

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Mark Thompson

My physical therapist actually recommended this. Said it would save me thousands in appointments. She was right - 6 weeks in and that forward head posture is almost completely corrected.

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Jennifer Hayes

Anyone else's spouse steal theirs? 😤 Ordering a second one now...

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Linda Chen

The heat + traction combo is GENIUS. It's like getting adjusted by a chiropractor while having a hot stone massage at the same time. Except it actually lasts!

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